PLATINUM BOYS

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Platinum Boys is the union of four native Milwaukee party animals hellbent on creating the greatest vibes from rock's most disparate sub-genre's. Comprised of Joe Bon Joey, Matty Mayhem, Kc Hewz, and Aaron Skufca (members of such underground notables as Catacombz, The Fatty Acids, and Rio Turbo), these rapscallions are on a mission to pursue babes, beers, blow, and bongs; riffage and good times abound. Like a forgotten collegiate-farce movie of the 1980's, Platinum boys unite the furious stoner grooves of Black Sabbath with the immediacy of Midwest power pop. There is little else that exists in 2015 that is as entertaining as it is ripping.  -  Zach Weil, OOZING WOUND

Couldn't have said it better ourselves. Let's party.